10 silly jokes to make you laugh this month

I believe every day is a better day with laughter in it. I have used laughter in my own light to learn to walk again after an accident and to combat cancer. I don’t know what these 10 jokes will do for you as comedy is objective. But I know they have potential to create change one laugh at a time.

Scientists have proven that laughter lowers blood pressure, relieves pain and releases endorphins. Laughter is light energy that helps you raise your mood and energetic vibration. So here are 10 silly jokes I wrote to assist you in having a better week.

1.    Feb. 1 is Spunky Old Broads Day.  One year, I celebrated by attending my high school reunion.  Some of my classmates flunked the test of time.

2.       It’s Feb. 2, but I’ve decided to celebrate Spunky Old Broads Day all week.  Age hasn’t been kind to some of my childhood friends.  Today, some of them are a lot fatter and they have less hair on their heads and more on their faces.  Then there are the men.

 3.       On Feb. 3, I’m staying with Spunky Old Broads Day  Most little girls dream of growing up to be a princess.  I knew that dream would never come true as I never grew up.  I grew out.

 4.      It’s Feb. 4, and I’m staying with the princess theme.  Have you wondered why you never see a princess wearing glasses?  It’s because she ruined the lenses while conducting a test to determine if her tiara has real diamonds.

 5.      It’s Feb. 5.  And speaking of a princess, people still can’t get it straight if they should call Prince William’s wife a duchess or a princess.  Let’s place a dried legume under her mattress and see if she flinches.

 6.      It’s Feb. 6.  I’m still absorbed with the princess.  I understand that shortly after Kate married Prince William that she was asked what it’s like to follow in the prince’s footsteps and stare at his bald spot.  She allegedly said, “It beats our first kiss.  That day he resembled a frog.”

 7.      It’s Feb. 7.  I just realized Kate Middleton has to shake a lot of hands wherever she goes.  I bet she looks forward to meeting Howie Mandel.

 8.      It’s Feb. 8.  That means Valentine’s Day is less than a week away.  I have a tip for people trying to score this year.  Doing good deeds for others may get you brownie points, but most women would rather have the brownies.

 9.      It’s Feb. 9, and I have turned Spunky Old Broads Day into a month.  We question everything, such as:  What kind of music do exercise bands perform?  Can they use a sax player?

 10.   On Feb. 10, this spunky old broad is still inquisitive.  I want to know:  Did James Bond’s “Goldfinger” turn green after he washed his hands?

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