10 Examples of How March Madness Can Keep You Laughing
While March is known as the month of Madness, the first two months of 2023 have been chaotic for a lot of people.
I can’t help you with the chaos, but I can introduce you to a concept that releases stress, lowers blood pressure and releases endorphins. That concept is called laughter.
In fact, this website is dedicated to creating change one laugh at a time. We would love to help you laugh each day of March by offering you a free Laugh-a-Day Monthly Calendar. All you need to do to receive that calendar is click the link below.
Meanwhile, here is a preview of a few of this month’s chuckles.
In 1995, Congress designated March as Irish American Heritage Month. The Irish deserve to be recognized for their rich contribution to life in the United States. But, the reason Congress took such action is because they want to get their hands on the pots of gold at the end of the rainbow.
March 2 was National Old Stuff Day. President Biden thought about getting Congress members to raise a toast with a glass of Metamucil. But then he remembered it’s a known fact that every day of the year, crap flows from their mouths.
On March 2, 1933, the movie King Kong premiered. Audiences everywhere are still going ape S*!t.
On March 3, 1791, Congress established the first U.S. mint. That was a grand day. But a few naysayers wanted to hold out. They thought the establishment of the mint would be in better taste if they added chocolate.
On March 3, 1855, Congress authorized $30,000 to study the feasibility of using camels for military purposes. Of course, the camels weren’t too eager. In fact, that’s the real reason the animals are known for spitting.
On March 3, 1997, the Howard Stern Radio Show premiered in Fayetteville, NC. The only thing stern about the show was the feedback from the FCC lawyers, who told the show host to watch his language.
On March 5, 2004, Martha Stewart is convicted of obstructing justice, which is a felony. While she was a model prisoner, authorities didn’t want to consider early release. They wanted to keep Martha in the pokey as long as possible because she made the food edible.
On March 8, 1817, the New York Stock Exchange is established. I heard it was started by the guy who got tired of going to stock holders meetings where he always got stuck having to hold the heaviest pig.
On March 8, 1983, President Ronald Reagan called the USSR an “evil empire.” Trust me, I can’t repeat what they called him because I don’t speak Russian.
On March 9, 1964, the first Ford Mustang rolled off the assembly line. The timing was superb because 1964 was the year the Beach Boys recorded “Fun, Fun, Fun”. The girl needed a Mustang because that was also the year Daddy took her T-Bird away.